75 Best Drinking Quotes and Captions

Introducing a curated collection of drinking quotes and Instagram captions that are bound to elevate your social media game and inspire your next toast. From witty quips to heartfelt sentiments celebrating the camaraderie found over a shared drink, these captions are perfect for capturing the spirit of your favorite beverages and the moments they accompany.

In this article, we've handpicked a selection of quotes that span the spectrum of libations, from classic cocktails to fine wines and everything in between. Whether you're raising a glass with friends, enjoying a cozy night in with a glass of wine, or toasting to life's milestones, these captions will add flair and personality to your Instagram posts. So, whether you're a connoisseur of craft cocktails or simply enjoy a refreshing beverage in good company, read on for a dose of drinking inspiration that's as satisfying as your favorite libation. Cheers to capturing life's moments, one sip and one caption at a time!

25 Famous Drinking Quotes

1. "I drink to make other people more interesting." - Ernest Hemingway

2. "Wine is sunlight, held together by water." - Galileo Galilei

3. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

4. "In wine, there is truth." - Pliny the Elder

5. "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill

6. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

7. "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." - Rodney Dangerfield

8. "What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb

9. "A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." - Charlie Chaplin

10. "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." - George Bernard Shaw

11. "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

12. "One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough." - James Thurber

13. "I drink to forget I drink." - Joe E. Lewis

14. "I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

15. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields

16. "There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne." - Bette Davis

17. "Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable." - G.K. Chesterton

18. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Dorothy Parker

19. "Alcohol doesn't make you smarter. It makes you funnier." - Unknown

20. "Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise." - Miguel de Cervantes

21. "I drink to the general joy of the whole table." - William Shakespeare

22. "I drink too much because liquor stores are closed on Sundays." - Homer Simpson

23. "There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others." - Raymond Chandler

24. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

25. "I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety." - William Shakespeare

25 Drinking Captions and Puns for Instagram

1. "Sip happens, but wine helps."

2. "Just brew it."

3. "You're brew-tiful, let's drink."

4. "You had me at merlot."

5. "It's wine o'clock somewhere."

6. "Let's raise a toast to the coast."

7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just grape at puns."

8. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."

9. "Tequila: liquid courage in a shot glass."

10. "You're whiskey me away."

11. "I'm on cloud wine."

12. "Rumming on empty."

13. "Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

14. "Let's make pour decisions together."

15. "Stressed, blessed, and wine obsessed."

16. "Life is brew-tiful."

17. "In a relationship with wine."

18. "I'm just here for the boos."

19. "I'm a wine enthusiast: the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become."

20. "Wine not?"

21. "Sipping pretty."

22. "Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad-assy."

23. "Pour decisions make the best stories."

24. "Let's taco 'bout margaritas."

25. "I'm having a grape time, thanks for asking."

25 Drinking Captions For Serious Instagram Posts

1. "Savoring the moment, one sip at a time."

2. "Finding solace in the quiet moments with a good drink."

3. "Reflecting on the complexities of life over a glass of [drink]."

4. "Taking time to appreciate the craftsmanship behind every sip."

5. "Drinking in the beauty of the moment."

6. "Enjoying the simple pleasure of a well-made drink."

7. "Drinking with intention and appreciation."

8. "Contemplating life's mysteries over a drink."

9. "Finding meaning in the rituals of drinking."

10. "Sipping slowly, savoring fully."

11. "Drinking mindfully, living fully."

12. "Toasting to the journey, not just the destination."

13. "Finding balance in the art of drinking."

14. "Celebrating the moments that matter with a meaningful toast."

15. "Sipping on the essence of life."

16. "Raising a glass to the beauty of the present moment."

17. "Finding harmony in the flavors of a well-crafted drink."

18. "Drinking with gratitude for life's blessings."

19. "Savoring the flavors and the memories they evoke."

20. "Drinking in the ambiance and the company."

21. "Finding peace in the ritual of pouring a drink."

22. "Toasting to the simple joys of life."

23. "Drinking with reverence for the moment."

24. "Raising a glass to the journey, the challenges, and the victories."

25. "Sipping slowly, cherishing deeply."

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